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Largest Populations: 22,423rdMost Secular: 23,387thHighest Economic Output: 24,780th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
DUUUEEEEGH!
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Superpower
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Spingebill

Population16.666 billion

CapitalRock Bottom

Currencygolden coin
Animalgoldfish

The United Socialist States of Spingebill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.666 billion Youtube fans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rock Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The very strong Spingebill economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion golden coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,528 golden coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,334 per year while the poor average 19,568, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spingebill's national animal is the goldfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Spingebill is ranked 51,118th in the world and 1st in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Most Stationary, with 879.84452023248 days.

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Largest Populations: 22,423rdMost Secular: 23,387thHighest Economic Output: 24,780th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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