The Holy Empire of Spawn camper is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Spawn camperians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Spawn camperian economy, worth 1.44 trillion Aureuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,464 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spawn camper's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spawn camper is ranked 147,865^th in the world and 797^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,464.87 Standard Monetary Units.