The United Socialist States of Soyuzneryushimyy is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 557 million Soyuzneryushimyyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Soyuzneryushimyyian economy, worth 43.3 trillion Social credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,654 Social credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, no one is worried about government policies any more, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soyuzneryushimyy's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Soyuzneryushimyy is ranked 116,174^th in the world and 71^st in Sparkalia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,831.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.