The United Socialist States of Sovietsj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leninsj with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.172 billion Sovietsjians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskovsj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The strong Sovietsjian economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,827 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,038 per year while the poor average 3,935, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Communisjt has been named as Sovietsj's national religion, Sovietsj has designated Moskovsj as its capital city, Leninsj has just been declared ruler of Sovietsj in an international press conference, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sovietsj's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communisjt.

Sovietsj is ranked 183,477^th in the world and 1^st in Asexuality for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 913.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.