The Bramfatura of Southvis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King of Gannix Tezctclan with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.499 billion Quasimorphs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gannix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gannixite economy, worth 605 trillion Southvis Doas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,166 Southvis Doas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,471 per year while the poor average 33,982, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Southvis has found 4 easter eggs), elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southvis's national animal is the Red Cornetfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Numa.

Southvis is ranked 286,811^th in the world and 9^th in Omck for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.