The Islamic Sultanate of Southern Abbiyah is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme General Sultan Mohamed Redha with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.372 billion Abbayans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbayanin. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Abbiyahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Dirahfs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,345 Dirahfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Abbiyah's national animal is the Abbiyan Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Southern Abbiyah is ranked 59,272^nd in the world and 4^th in Islam for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,706.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.