The Queendom of Soundcloud is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.388 billion Soundcloudians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The Soundcloudian economy, worth 225 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,424 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, Soundcloud City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soundcloud's national animal is the Kitsune.

Soundcloud is ranked 167,911^th in the world and 7^th in Mazandaran for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,459.98 Standard Monetary Units.