The Most Serene Republic of Sound of Warden is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Black Widow population. The hard-working population of 5.053 billion Sound of Wardenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Sound of Wardenian economy, worth 208 trillion Latinums a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,241 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sound of Warden's national animal is the Black Widow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sound of Warden is ranked 209,177^th in the world and 3,447^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.