The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of Regallio is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.727 billion Regallanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Zhenich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Regallanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion Armada Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 464,654 Armada Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Regallio is ranked 285,461^st in the world and 6,254^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 2.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.