The Republic of Solstice Keepsake is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.255 billion Solstice Keepsakeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Solstice Keepsakean economy, worth 106 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,079 gold coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,837 per year while the poor average 3,794, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

"Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Solstice Keepsake's national animal is the black cat.

Solstice Keepsake is ranked 117,514^th in the world and 2,118^th in eta for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.