The Republic of Solemn Judgment is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless population of 5.022 billion Solemn Johnsons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Solemn Johnson economy, worth 455 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,642 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solemn Judgment's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solemn Judgment is ranked 289,453^rd in the world and 1,254^th in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 1.9 average smiles per day.