The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.842 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,024 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,210 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Trotterdam Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, board shorts have replaced board rooms, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Trotterdam. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 46^th in the world and 1^st in Pony Lands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 51,463.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.