The United Socialist States of Socialist Republic of Vzcomm is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 619 million Socialist Republic of Vzcommians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 普罗桑中心. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Socialist Republic of Vzcommian economy, worth 35.4 trillion Dong Neos a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,259 Dong Neos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, there's nothing more Socialist Republic of Vzcommian than revanchism, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and Socialist Republic of Vzcommian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Vzcomm's national animal is the IceDragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Socialist Republic of Vzcomm is ranked 79,570^th in the world and 1^st in Vuizcomm for Highest Poor Incomes, with 38,078.22 Standard Monetary Units.