The 15 autonomous regions of Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pavel Ivanovich Batov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.363 billion Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 335 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,120 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Serve Russia.

Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is ranked 207,809^th in the world and 19^th in Land of Europa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,057.75 Standard Monetary Units.