The Federal Republic of Socialist Lyhransk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Igor Vladimirovich with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.505 billion Socialist Lyhranskians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visegrad. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Socialist Lyhranskian economy, worth 71.9 trillion RQ$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,750 RQ$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lyhransk's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

Socialist Lyhransk is ranked 29,045^th in the world and 93^rd in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.3 law-abiding acts per hour.