The Anglican Peoples Dollis Hill of Socialist Kizectopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.625 billion Kizectopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dollis Hill. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kizectopian economy, worth 549 trillion Dollis Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,978 Dollis Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, genetic researchers have been expelled, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Kizectopia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Socialist Kizectopia is ranked 224,058^th in the world and 10^th in The Maoist Communist Party for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.