The Abandoned Nation of Soap Dropper is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dumbo the Trumpo with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.016 billion Soap Dropperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qtbuns. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Soap Dropperian economy, worth 342 trillion Selves a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,933 Selves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children use fake IDs to purchase candy, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap Dropper's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Trumpian Felonism.

Soap Dropper is ranked 89,728^th in the world and 191^st in Dimmersun for Safest, scoring 87.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.