The Federation of Smithstopia is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.223 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,971 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 375,599 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The past is set in stone, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 171^st in the world and 3^rd in Gay for Safest, scoring 212.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.