The Empire of Smartie squished ugly frog is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.806 billion Smartie squished ugly frogians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The powerhouse Smartie squished ugly frogian economy, worth 280 trillion Duckcoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,632 Duckcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,114 per year while the poor average 20,433, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smartie squished ugly frog's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smartie squished ugly frog is ranked 252,632^nd in the world and 3,958^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.