The Kingdom of Smallport is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 143 million Smallportians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The thriving Smallportian economy, worth 11.4 trillion SPCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 79,945 SPCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has killer fashion sense, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Smallport's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Smallport is ranked 145,341^st in the world and 21^st in Aurelian Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 412.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.