The Noocratic Republic of Sloviensko is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Rislav Vladár with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.302 billion Slovieni are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praslava. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slovien economy, worth a remarkable 2,472 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,746 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, The Praslava State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, and the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloviensko's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Viera.

Sloviensko is ranked 7,174^th in the world and 3^rd in United Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,846.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.