The Republic of Slinsosl is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Slinsoslians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slinsoslian economy, worth 851 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,550 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slinsosl's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slinsosl is ranked 20,494^th in the world and 1,455^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.32 law-abiding acts per hour.