The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leprechaun with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.622 billion Weenerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teenie Weenie. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weenerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,541 trillion Pieces of string a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,158 Pieces of string, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slimweener's national animal is the Wiener Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nothing.

Slimweener is ranked 6,085^th in the world and 3^rd in The Atheist Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 23.11 Obesity Rate.