The Hokie Nation of Slices Right is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 45.335 billion Slices Rightians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Environment, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slices Right City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slices Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 3,347 trillion Stews a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,846 Stews, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slices Right's national animal is the Hokie Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slices Right is ranked 990^th in the world and 1^st in Zurich for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,769.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.