The Slow Nation of Slenders is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Slender Slow with an even hand, and renowned for its enforced nudity and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 25.133 billion Slendersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slenderin. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Slendersian economy, worth 675 trillion Slacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,893 Slacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Slenders has designated Slenderin as its capital city, and Slender Slow has just been declared ruler of Slenders in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slenders's national animal is the gnat and its national religion is Slowness.

Slenders is ranked 200,702^nd in the world and 2^nd in Middle Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.37 kickbacks per hour.