The Peoples Socialist states of Slarvic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.303 billion slarvics love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deep rock 6. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slarvician economy, worth 603 trillion Grand ambers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,611 Grand ambers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Slarvician Values' advise against being proud of Slarvic, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Slarvician bee, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slarvic's national animal is the Slarvic death Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slarvic is ranked 264,648^th in the world and 173^rd in Britannia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.