The Republic of Slapperie Zacherie aelol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.801 billion Slapperie Zacherie aelolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The very strong Slapperie Zacherie aelolian economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,326 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,217 per year while the poor average 9,831, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Slapperie Zacherie aelol City, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slapperie Zacherie aelol's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slapperie Zacherie aelol is ranked 91,821^st in the world and 1,302^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.93 law-abiding acts per hour.