The Empire of Slabmir is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 352 million Slabmirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slabmirian economy, worth 25.5 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,467 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and almost all products in Slabmir are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slabmir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slabmir is ranked 13,086^th in the world and 12^th in Ensio for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,974.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.