The Queendom of Sissy Fight 2000 is a mid-sized, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 73 million Sissy Fight 2000ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The strong Sissy Fight 2000ian economy, worth 3.31 trillion slaps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,374 slaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sissy Fight 2000's national animal is the pocket moth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sissy Fight 2000 is ranked 160,215^th in the world and 94^th in The Northern Cheek for Most Developed, scoring 54.85 on the Human Development Index.