The Colony of Sisko Dunes is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 89 million Sisko Dunesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The strong Sisko Dunesian economy, worth 4.62 trillion Territorial Talers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 51,964 Territorial Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, beggars lack pockets for spare change, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sisko Dunes's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sisko Dunes is ranked 302,392^nd in the world and 4^th in Sands for Largest Populations, with 89.0 million capita.