The State of Simudzai is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.417 billion Simudzaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Administration aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Simudzaian economy, worth 981 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,289 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Simudzai's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Simudzai is ranked 127,898^th in the world and 349^th in State for Highest Drug Use, scoring 127.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.