The State of Simudzai is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.282 billion Simudzaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Simudzaian economy, worth 977 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,289 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Simudzai's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Simudzai is ranked 258,228^th in the world and 393^rd in State for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.