The Serbian State of Simonija is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Rodoljub Čuljević with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 927 million Serbs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ниш. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The thriving Simonijan economy, worth 76.4 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 82,385 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonija's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simonija is ranked 277,244^th in the world and 15^th in Slavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.