The Queendom of Sierra Madre Mountains is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.836 billion Sierra Madre Mountainsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The Sierra Madre Mountainsian economy, worth 779 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 46,317 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,517 per year while the poor average 2,903, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sierra Madre Mountains's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sierra Madre Mountains is ranked 260,973^rd in the world and 8^th in Crematorium for Safest, scoring 12.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.