The Safest in Crematorium
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of 454 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 2. |  The District of Putin Territory | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Lost Mind” | |
| 3. |  The State of Kalamar Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The State of Man X Man | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The State of Brunetti Pyre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Empire” | |
| 6. |  The State of VanKoughnet | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Start” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Sierra Madre Mountains | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The State of Fort Leavenworth | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Begin” |
