
| Population | 8.919 billion |
| Capital | Shadowville |
| Leader | Jay Myers |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Silver Certificate |
| Animal | cat |
The Colony of Sidewalk Zone is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jay Myers with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.919 billion Atlanteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadowville. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Atlantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Silver Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,452 Silver Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
For just a few extra Silver Certificates Atlanteans can get new driving records with their new cars, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, in a fit of passion Jay Myers has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sidewalk Zone's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sidewalk Zone is ranked 12,675th in the world and 35th in Shadowville for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,614.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, in a fit of passion Jay Myers has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, for just a few extra Silver Certificates Atlanteans can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, it turns out that trees grow on Silver Certificates.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Sidewalk Zone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Atlantean mussels the biggest in Shadowville.



















































