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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Patriotic: 11th
The Independent Space Colony of
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Sieg Zeon!
Influence
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Side 3

Population17.48 billion

CapitalZum City
LeaderSupreme Commander Gihren Zabi

CurrencyZeon credit
Animaleagle

The Independent Space Colony of Side 3 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.48 billion Zeons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zum City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeonic economy, worth an astonishing 11,546 trillion Zeon credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 660,543 Zeon credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

In a fit of passion Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Zeons any less frightened, "The Pride of the Zeonic Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Side 3's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Side 3 is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in The Local Cluster for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 318,200.82 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Patriotic: 11thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thLargest Black Market: 170thHighest Average Incomes: 207thMost Corrupt Governments: 283rdMost Armed: 362ndLargest Governments: 520thHighest Poor Incomes: 563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 702ndHighest Economic Output: 832ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,586thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,703rdRudest Citizens: 2,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,336thFattest Citizens: 2,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,607thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,664thLowest Crime Rates: 4,704thSmartest Citizens: 5,999thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,055thMost Developed: 7,720thMost Influential: 8,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,614thMost Secular: 10,930thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,804thLargest Retail Industry: 12,990thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,588thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,937thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,439thMost Authoritarian: 23,086thLargest Populations: 23,234thMost Stationary: 25,136thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,790th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, "The Pride of the Zeonic Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Zeons any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, in a fit of passion Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
  • : Following new legislation in Side 3, factories are beating plows into swords.

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