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Population11.688 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.688 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,204 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 274,205 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 193,307th in the world and 182nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 192ndMost Secular: 423rdMost Efficient Economies: 598thMost Cultured: 943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,112thRudest Citizens: 1,157thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,253rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,359thSmartest Citizens: 1,837thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,087thMost Inclusive: 2,229thMost Developed: 2,377thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,708thLargest Retail Industry: 2,983rdLargest Governments: 3,004thHighest Economic Output: 4,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,069thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,527thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,805thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,115thMost Stationary: 11,519thHealthiest Citizens: 11,687thNudest: 12,109thTop
Safest: 13,467thHighest Drug Use: 15,969thMost Politically Free: 20,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,966thLowest Crime Rates: 21,414thNicest Citizens: 21,690thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,214th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the region

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