Population | 25.524 billion |
Capital | Cardiff |
Leader | King George VI |
Faith | square bashing |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bulldog |
The Empire of Sgt Major Williams is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King George VI with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.524 billion Sgt Major Williamsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.
The very strong Sgt Major Williamsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,661 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,515 per year while the poor average 16,494, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Cardiff make great practice for foreign snipers, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sgt Major Williams's national animal is the bulldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is square bashing.
Sgt Major Williams is ranked 280,464th in the world and 20th in The Lexicon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sgt Major Williams was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Influential.
- : Sgt Major Williams was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Sgt Major Williams was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Sgt Major Williams's influence in The Lexicon fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".