The YouTube Video of SFM Off Limits is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Rouge Soldier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.372 billion SFM Off Limitsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Military Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SFM Off Limitsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,575 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,387 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,351,753 per year while the poor average 29,414, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to The Rouge Soldier's heart, and spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of SFM Off Limitsian cathedrals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SFM Off Limits's national animal is the mutant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Military.

SFM Off Limits is ranked 319,139^th in the world and 6^th in Youtube for Safest, scoring 6.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.