Population | 486 million |
Capital | Downward Ebyno |
Currency | Sever |
Animal | Marten |
The Republic of Severinica is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 486 million Severinitians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downward Ebyno. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.
The thriving Severinican economy, worth 43.1 trillion Severs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 88,631 Severs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severinica's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Severinica is ranked 69,598th in the world and 6th in fellowship of the wyrms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,122.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Severinica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Severinica's influence in Fellowship of the wyrms rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Severinica was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Severinica, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.