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Seven Samurai

Population25.621 billion

Capitalthe Village of Farmers
LeaderKambei Shimada

Currencysmall meal
AnimalHorse

The Way of Seven Samurai is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kambei Shimada with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.621 billion wandering warriors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Village of Farmers. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish wandering warrior economy, worth 784 trillion small meals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 30,600 small meals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Samurai's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seven Samurai is ranked 107,664th in the world and 2nd in Genesis Defense Project for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,678.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Stationary: 7,342ndMost Income Equality: 10,942ndLargest Populations: 12,110thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,681stTop
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Most Secular: 16,873rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,906thSafest: 26,709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,363rdMost Politically Free: 28,505thNicest Citizens: 29,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,982ndMost Pacifist: 31,012th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Seven Samurai lodged a message on the Genesis Defense Project Regional Message Board.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Seven Samurai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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