The Königreich of Sergeantia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Michael II with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.038 billion Sergeantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majorikus. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergeantian economy, worth a remarkable 4,004 trillion Corporalis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,828 Corporalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, students do more community service than homework, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergeantia's national animal is the Wedge-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Husaria.

Sergeantia is ranked 28,332^nd in the world and 5^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.73 law-abiding acts per hour.