The Free Republic of Serailia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by DRB with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.814 billion Serailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serailis. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion Serails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,991 Serails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serailia's national animal is the wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serailia is ranked 179,974^th in the world and 222^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 352.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.