The Evermas Founder of Sensible Isolationists is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Isolate with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.1 billion Sensible Isolationistsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Social Policy, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hisetown. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Sensible Isolationistsian economy, worth 649 trillion Drachmes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,492 Drachmes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and Sir Isolate has just been declared ruler of Sensible Isolationists in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Sensible Isolationists's national animal is the Bird of Paradise, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sensible Isolationists is ranked 286,800^th in the world and 1^st in Evermas for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 34.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.