The Republic of Semiconductor Lover is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.535 billion Semiconductor Loverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.0%.

The all-consuming Semiconductor Loverian economy, worth 556 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,096 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Semiconductor Lover's national animal is the fox.

Semiconductor Lover is ranked 264,268^th in the world and 38^th in The Apolean Frontiers for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.