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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,225thBest Weather: 20,100th
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Seisapngplot

Population1.174 billion

Currencyaril
Animalrainbow jay

The Republic of Seisapngplot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.174 billion Seisapngplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The thriving Seisapngplotian economy, worth 104 trillion arils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,120 arils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,600 per year while the poor average 24,189, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisapngplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seisapngplot is ranked 232,815th in the world and 1,293rd in ArilCards Inc for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,225thBest Weather: 20,100thMost Conservative: 21,573rdMost Inclusive: 31,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 32,533rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 131st in the regionMost Conservative: 155th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 165th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seisapngplot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Seisapngplot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Seisapngplot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Seisapngplot, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.

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