The Republic of Seisaplukplot is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.123 billion Seisaplukplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seisaplukplotian economy, worth 98.1 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 87,329 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisaplukplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Seisaplukplot is ranked 115,612^th in the world and 1,797^th in ArilCards Inc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 690.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.