The Republic of Seisapcatplot is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.126 billion Seisapcatplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The powerhouse Seisapcatplotian economy, worth 104 trillion arils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,532 arils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,508 per year while the poor average 24,603, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and diplomats miss flights while wandering Seisapcatplot City Airport's endless art maze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisapcatplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seisapcatplot is ranked 239,526^th in the world and 929^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Populations, with 1.13 billion capita.