The Republic of Sehapur is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 599 million Sehapurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The thriving Sehapurian economy, worth 44.2 trillion Sehapurean dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,756 Sehapurean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sehapur's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sehapur is ranked 77,622^nd in the world and 5^th in ASEAN for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.