The Queendom of Secorlia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Queen Celeste Dawnbringer with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.038 billion Secorlians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowngarden. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secorlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion bits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,409 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Secorlia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Celestial Cult.

Secorlia is ranked 309,470^th in the world and 111^th in Equestria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.